Funny Blonde Jokes and Blonde Humor

Archive for April 2009

Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.

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How many blonde jokes are there?

None, they’re all true!

What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair brown?

Artificial intelligence.

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Air head

Posted on: April 22, 2009

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill

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Q: How does a blonde try to kill a worm?

A: Bury it alive!

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A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop.
The cop walked up to her window and asked, “Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?

The blonde said, “I’m sorry sir, but wherever I go, there’s always a tree in front of me and I can’t seem to get away from it!

The cop looked at her and said, “Lady, that’s your air freshener!

Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building?

 
They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.