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A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her.
The man in the car says to her, ”What do you have in the bag?

The blonde replies: ”I have chickens!

The man thinks for a moment and says, ”If I can guess how many chickens you have in the bag, can I have one?

The blonde thinks that it sounds fair and replies, ”Okay, but I’ll make the bet even better! If you can guess how many chickens I have in the bag I will give you BOTH of them!