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A blonde women is sitting in her garage, alone, with a gun to her head. She is depressed and finally decides that she just can’t live anymore. then, her husband comes home, finds her with the gun and begs her not to do it. “Please, honey, don’t do it, i’ll do anything you want, but please, don’t kill yourself!” he pleads. “Shut up! your next!” the blonde says.


Q: Why did the blonde bring a gun to the wedding?

A: She was told she was supposed to hold up the bride’s train.