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Blonde cop

Posted on: May 29, 2009

A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.

The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can’t find it. She says to the cop, “I must have left it at home officer.

The cop says, “Well, do you have any kind of identification?” The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.

She looks at it and says to the cop, “All I have is this picture of myself.” The cop says, “Let me see it, then.” So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, “Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have even pulled you over. You can go now.”

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There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.

If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said “I think I’m the most beautiful woman in the world”‘ and it sucked her in.

The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said “I think I’m the most beautiful woman in the world” and it sucked her in.

Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said “I think…” and it sucked her in.

Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.