Funny Blonde Jokes and Blonde Humor

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There were three woman at an American college eating lunch. There was a Russian, American, and a Blonde. They were all bragging about their countries.
The Russian said,” We were the first in space.
The American said,” We were the first on the moon.
The Blonde said,” Well, we will be the first on the sun.
The Russian said,” You cannot do that or you will burn up!
Duh! We’ll go at night.” the Blonde replied.

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A blonde and a redhead are walking down the street when the redhead says awww look at that dog with one eye so the blonde cover her left eye and looks.

Car Wreck

Posted on: July 15, 2009

There was a red head, brunette, and a blonde driving in a convertible car. They were driving to fast and flew over a gaurd rail and they landed in a river. The red head and the brunette float up to the surface. Why didn’t the blonde?

-Her door was locked!

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are running from the cops. They hide on a potato farm. They crawl into some potato bags. The first cop pokes the bag with the brunette in it. She says, “Meow.” The cop confirms that it is just a cat. The second cop pokes the bag with the redhead in it. She says, “Woof.” The cop says that it is just a dog. The third cop pokes the bag with the blonde in it. She say in her sweetest voice, “Potato.

The Bet

Posted on: June 10, 2009

A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o’clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn’t jump, and the redhead replied, “I’ll take that bet!

Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. The redhead said, “I can’t take this, you’re my friend.” The blonde said, “No. A bet’s a bet.

So the redhead said, “Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o’clock news, so I can’t take your money.

The blonde replied, “Well, so did I, but I never thought he’d jump again!

There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.

If you told a lie it would suck you in.

One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said “I think I’m the most beautiful woman in the world”‘ and it sucked her in.

The next day a redhead walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said “I think I’m the most beautiful woman in the world” and it sucked her in.

Then the next day a blond walked into the bar. She walked up to the mirror and said “I think…” and it sucked her in.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead go camping for the weekend. The brunette brings food so they can eat, the red head brings water so they can drink and the blonde brings a car door, so if she gets hot she can roll down a window.