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I had decided to go shopping to get a gift for my wife. We were going to be taking a trip, and I knew that she would need a new swim suit. I had been to several stores, but could not find one that I knew she would wear. My wife is very modest. As I was headed home disappointed in not finding what I had been shopping for, I noticed a women’s clothing store and decided to give it one last try. As I entered the store I was met by a very attractive blonde sales clerk. “Can I help you find anything special today sir?” I replied, “Maybe you can. I’m looking for a swim suit for my wife. I know that she would prefer a one piece suit if you have them.” The clerk looked a little puzzled…..”Do you think that she would prefer the top or the bottom?”